
Nope, that shit still ain't done. |

Now, get out your bachelor heatsink. What? You don't have one? Well use a hotpad or some shit. I don't give a rat's ass. |

Twist the hot knob thing until it says "off" the red blinky light thing goes out. |

That shit is done now! But don't take it out yet. You got crap to do |

You need one of these things so you don't burn the fuck out of your hand. |

And, some of this shit too. |

Using that pink thing, take the shit out and drop it on the heatsink. |

Then, take 2 sheets of that paper towel crap, and fold it over some |

Then, sop up that nasty artery clogging oil and shit off of there. You don't wanna die from a pizza-induced death, do ya?! |

That's better. We removed about an ounce of pure artery gold. |

Then, you need one of these doohickeys to cut that fucker up! |

Then ya cut that shit all up into something you can eat. |