Here's the stuff we're gonna be cookin' today.
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Hmm. What's that weird compressed spongy-thingus? Will it absorb water and swell up like a cheap dimestore sponge?
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Guess it's fried bean curd or something. And what's up with these double wide noodles?!
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Now, get some water into a pan and stick it on the coil dealie that gets hot. Turn it on high and
throw the noodlebits(tm) from the package in there if you're extra-hungry.
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Adding pr0ns or shrimp to the water as it boils is extra tasty and adds class. Oh right, this is a
Bachelor's Guide.
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Rip open that foil package and dump that crap in the water! It should explode with violence as
it shows its displeasure.
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Stick the noodleblock(tm) into the water and wait for the water to melt the starchy glue holding that
shit together.
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After that happens, add the mystery food sponge stuff and watch it grow, grow, GROW!
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Stir that crap around so it all gets soaked with the brown Mystery Juice.
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Get your strainer dealie ready and dump the whole mess into it. NOTE: be sure to orient it properly
so the stuff gets caught and the Mystery Juice flows through! Don't get it backwards or else the
garbage disposal will get a free snack.
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There. All this hard work is finally gonna pay off! Time to eat it.
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Hmm... that bean curd stuff sure is weird!
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