First, you'll need this stuff. I'm sure you're disappointed that there's no actual human waste products present.	I'm only gonna make half, 'cause otherwise there will be too much shit for my shingles!	So, put the rest away for a rainy day or something.
Dump it in the pan.	Then measure out enough of the clear stuff. Read the damn package to find out how much!	Pour it in!
Then knock the pepper up a notch. BAM!!	Remove half of this stuff from the packaging. You don't wanna eat plastic.	Then chop the crap out of it! With a big knife! YEAH!
Dump that stuff in there. Don't cook that crap yet! Wait.	Start peeling back this paper stuff...	Damn, Another Page?